why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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