so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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