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Im on beer infinity
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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