hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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