hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He felt like a one man threesome
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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