It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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