all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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