Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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