She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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