I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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