He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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