This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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