Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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