Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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