She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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