I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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