Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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