am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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