Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Life is so much better after having sex.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I need moral support for this bender
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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