i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You pole danced in your parka.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
