Its about making memories worth repressing
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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