Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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