We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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