You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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