I bet he comes in French.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Randomize
