i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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