some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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