im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
meet me or not, i'm out of control
smell my finger.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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