if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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