I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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