That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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