"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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