He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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