He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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