do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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