The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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