Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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