the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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