so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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