everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
accomplished twins. life is a go
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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