In the future we'll all be gay
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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