thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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