Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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