Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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