at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
vagina is talking i cant
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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