I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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