He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Randomize
