so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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