I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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