Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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