we're blogging at a bar
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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