all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
