quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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