One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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