he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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