Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I forget how to act sober
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