A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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